Thought of this the other day! Please say someone hasn’t thought of it before me too :(
‘I felt a right cunt at work today. I’m a gynaecologist’
I know right? Sorry if I ruined your ribs by making you laugh so hard.
Sorry to my 14 followers I haven’t blogged in so long! I’ve been busy, sort of. Finishing college now so I’m doing a shit tonne of work! I’ll update you on my late happenings in this passage :)
So yeah, finishing college and now I’m making a documentary about skating for it :) Went out today to film at Rom Skatepark, it was super fun, except when I went up and spine transfer, and didn’t come down the spine properly, it was more of a launch into the centre of the half pipe on the other side, and that really, really fucking hurt. And broke my £159 skate boot. Which I then repaired using cable ties :) which then broke :( which I then repaired with small rope and another cable tie :) but its through my frame and up my soul plates (inline skate talk) and can’t do many tricks now :( balls.
Still working weekends in the supermarket local to me, and I am currently going for IT jobs and other stuff all over London which if any pull through should be really interesting and an actual start to an actual life away from my tiny bedroom at my parents house and complaining on Tumblr and Twitter :)
Haven’t really played my bass much lately which is sad because I got really into it! Every now and then I pick it up for a quick jam but I’m still a beginner, having lots of fun though :)
Still with my girlfriend and its been over a year now! Which is a totally awesome record :) We are soon to go on holiday for two weeks with each other to her families time-share in Tenerife with her brother (who’s totally cool) and his girlfriend too :)
Things are going pretty well at the moment I’m 18 now and have been going to pubs and stuff, but actually rarely get ID’d which totally sucks arse because I could have been going to these places months ago. Oh well anyway I love being 18 :) If you’re not 18 and someone says ‘being 18’s not that different or great anyway’ slap their face and kick them straight in the balls (even if they’re a girl) because being 18 is totally frickin’ awesome.
So I guess that’s what’s going on lately :) I’ll blog more soon, promise <3
See you soon! :)
Starting to think my birthdays gonna be a flop :(
Too many people aren’t 18 can’t get ID and too many people can’t make it :( getting worried now.
And its in Southend; surrounded by douches.
Fuck sake.
At least I’ll be 18 and can drink it off.
Remember ages ago I said I’d do the salvia and then blog about it?
Well I just did it and here I am blogging about it; see how that works?
Was frickin’ awesome! At first I didn’t know how it was gonna go, I was trying to say something to someone then I just kept repeating it, and then taking breaths in to stop laughing that I thought was just natural at first but then it hit me that the stuff had started to kick in. Then everything just felt great! Felt like we was the only people in our own little world, just moving round in circles everything looked great but it looked the exact same as it did before, but it wasn’t just a grey old school it was walls for our own world. After laughing and falling around everything felt really bouncy which again was hilarious and I felt the need to stamp, which then turned the bouncy cheat off. After another chunk of seconds the walls ‘protecting’ us then felt like wall paper, I felt like I could strip down the reality to reveal an outside world, not just outside of the school yard we had climbed into but an entirely different world. Definitely an awesome experience! I had the first bit which was the strongest and gave the best effects and Reece (sampsizzle) had the second and experienced laughter and the loss of balance resulting in him laying on the floor in hilarity. Another guy Josh had the sloppy thirds and didn’t give the effects me and Reece had, he said he didn’t really enjoy the experience but he did laugh and was at one point on the floor. Back to my own experience, I kept trying again and again whilst on the same effect I just didn’t want it to end it was awesome and because mine was so strong I was feeling the effects even after the main trippyness had worn off :)
Anyway we tried it again in a car park but because our friends were being major douches with their cars it failed, we was in the wrong state of mind and it didn’t take effect because of this.
Some girls in the car next to us were talking about tumblr, whoever Monkeyslut69 is or whatever sorry we flashed a bare anus at you whilst driving past.
What a night!
Fail college and become a fighting bum, earn enough money from fights for gym membership and become stronger.
Repeat until billionaire.
Surprisingly, I’ve lost another bank card. That’s now two in two months, left it at work and it hasn’t been handed in so supposedly its been stolen.
Reported it now but still, robbing little bastards.
This is also the fifth Saturday in a row I’ve planned to go out but for some reason had to cancel. Today we was going to skate and now its rained so today its the fault of the weather. But whatever I love sitting alone on Saturday nights.
Haven’t really blogged in a while but here’s whats up lately. Trying to organise a career for after college so I’ve applied for like, 15 apprenticeships all in IT. Should hopefully get one and then be sorted for career and life hopefully. Important stuff I know!
Also, me and my girlfriend noticed a gap in the market, not gonna tell you what it is, but I need an entrepreneur partner……..
